Jalissia

Jalissia is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissia can take it all away. Jalissia is also blunt. And not a person you want to play with. She also only fight when she needs to.She is very protective over the person she dates.

Hey, you see Jalissia? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine

by dearlotd July 7, 2019

Jualisco

A complete Bitch ass nigga who only complains and never looks on the bright side.

Guy 1: Ugh I hate living in cali, its way too hot and there is nothing to do!
Guy 2: Hey man stop acting like a total Jualisco

by Alkaline Water November 11, 2019

jaalib

The motherfucker who acts super sus. You talk about anything, literally anything and he'll make it sus.

Friend: Aight imma go out.
Jaalib: Nah bro, you gotta go in ;).

by Ray546 February 28, 2022

Javalistic

used to describe people who have traits such as kind, compassionate, hilarious, sweet, honest, creative, and most importantly lovely, these are the kind of people who you'd love to have in your life, and learn many lifelong lessons from them. Alternatively it could be used to describe things like food, situations, weather etc. in which case it simply means amazing

She's such a javalistic person, ah i love her!.

what an absolutely javalistic day we are having!.

by welcomebotluci May 6, 2023

Jalisco

A fool who has become a laughing stock amongst his peers because of his personal life

When Captain Cuck realized that he was the catalyst of awkward sideglances, muffled snickers and subtle cajoling, realized much to his chagrin the he would now and forever be
THE JALISCO, as a single tear rolled down his cheek.

by meqanick68 May 20, 2023

Jalisco Fruit Punch

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth

Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.

by Immense Rizzler July 12, 2023

Jaelise

A beautiful, smart, and caring girl. Jaelise is a very kind person. She loves to laugh but keeps everything to herself. She easily makes friends and keeps them. She is very artistic and creative. She is often defined as beautiful, pretty, cute, smart, adorable, creative, and litt. If you don’t have a Jaelise, go get one!

Jaelise is so much fun to be around.
Jaelise is so pretty.

by truth_teller_no_lies_01 March 5, 2018