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judgemental shoelace

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'
by judgemental shoelace November 18, 2018
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judgement day

The day when Skynet, a global defense program, goes active and turns the machines against the human race. John Connor is our only hope. "There is no fate but what we make."
by We get pwned February 18, 2005
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Judgematic

unable to fairly judge problems due to being biased
People are so judgematic due to bullshit.
by Gothicc Princess August 18, 2020
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activist judges

A term Republicans and the religious right use to describe judges who make rulings based on the Constitution rather than the Bible or the Republican party platform
Free speech applies to everyone not just conservatives.
Freedom of religion applies to everyone not just Christians.
The "Equal Protection" clause of the 14th amendment applies to everyone not just white male heterosexual Christians. When courts make rulings acknowledging these simple truths Republicans call them activist judges.
by Mr.Juan-derful October 12, 2010
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don't judge me

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.
Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"
by Swallowcarryingacoconut May 11, 2006
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Judge Dread

Infamous ska/reggae artist and skinhead. The King of rudeness.

Born Alexander Minto Hughes in Kent, England. Died from a heart attack March 13th 1998 after a concert in a pub in Canterbury, England at the age of 53.

Renowned for his beer belly and dirty lyrics described as, "as subtle as a smack in the ear with a housebrick".

After Bob Marley & the Wailers he is the second best selling reggae artist in the history of the British charts.
Also, he was the first white reggae artist to have a hit and perform in Jamaica. The jamaicans did not know this though when Dread entered the stage, but when looking at the numbers of sold records on the island, he did not disappoint them.

Known for his Big-hits ("Big One", "Big Six", "Big Nine" et. c.)and his tribute to the golden days of the skinhead culture in "Last of the Skinheads". Dread also sang covers of classic ska hits like Phoenix City, Skinhead Moonstomp and Rudy, A Message to You.

For more info about Judge Dread, check out: http://www.tic.de/mkrauel/dread.htm

Picture of Judge Dread: http://www.conne-island.de/nf/31/9c.jpg
"You talk about punk, but I was a punk ten years ago. I was doing things against society long before anyone else. I've been shocking people for years. What it boils down to now, is you're always known for it. It doesn't matter wether it's clean or dirty. I've had the highest number of records banned in the history of music. 20 singles and 8 LPs. I've applied to Guiness Book of Records twice."

His last words was, "Let's hear it for the band."
by Whastey Waste July 20, 2008
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judge judy'd

To be called out on a lie and then have the truth totally screw you.
You sure did get judge judy'd in there.
by SiriusPain September 25, 2010
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