JOMO

An acronym for "Joy Of Missing Out" and is a strange kind of emotional release when you realise you've been left out.
Opposite of FOMO = the Fear Of Missing Out

Person 1: Doesn't it bother you that (insert trendy object/action etc.)
Person 2: Nahh, I'm JOMOing this month *sighs with relief*

by olyverr December 23, 2013

jooms

huge perfect tits

One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".

DAMN check out those jooms on that chick!

by junkywockeez April 16, 2010

Joymoy

Person that is bad at sexual intercourse. Also referred to as "ham". Joymoys tend to like taking it on the floor.

Joymoy may also refer to a person with strange sexual orientation and prefernces.

She's such a joymoy, she just laid on the floor and took it like a piece of meat

by Toxic407 June 13, 2011

Josmoe

The drink one orders after a successful bender at the casino

After Mateo’s bender at Poto last night I could really go for a Josmoe

by GetCreamed December 21, 2022

Joel Jomon

The sexiest and THICCEST Curry Pakistani and Indian you will ever know

Yo, that kid looks like he is the biggest Joel Jomon

by Yeetus Mcleetus June 23, 2019

Jooosh

The act of fucking up or messing up.
Missing out on an opportunity.
Someone who screws up daily, often accompanied with the suffix: -bag

Your're jooshing up hard right now.
You joooshed up hard this time.
Quit being such a jooosh-bag.

by ma-wally February 24, 2010

Johomo

1. Jo is homo.
2. Another word for lesbian.
3. Especially popular in the Yay Area

1. - Josh dawg, you don't gotta suck so much cock
- Johomo foo.
2. - Holy shit, did you see those 2 chicks in the corner
- Yeah those were a couple sexy johomos.

by Arshir Kabazory January 19, 2009