joaquin

to act spaced out or refuse to answer questions

Dude, that chick just totally joaquined you.

by Kcraze February 26, 2009

Joaquin

Joaquin (pronounced Wa-keen) A slang term used in the South of England for flatulents or farting.

Shaun just cracked a stinking Joaquin.

Or. somethings smells, who Joaqined ?

by toplad2012 October 23, 2012

joaquin

my large coke primo

joaquin has a very large coke.

by areyouwonderingwhothisis? February 9, 2021

Joaquin

A person who loves dick, especially those belonging to the femboy kind

"Man, Joaquin has really been absent lately"

by YomiLovesSolo November 17, 2021

Joaquin

Joaquin is a very memorable one. He is very likeable because he is kind and considerate to your feelings. He's the kind of friend you can call, no matter how long it has been since you've last talked. Be careful though, Joaquin is a soft-hearted guy. Take care of his feelings, and he will guarantee you his loyalty. Hurting him will give you so much guilt.

In a romantic relationship, Joaquin will always make you feel special. He is the type of person to give you a sweet and silly endearment. He is also unafraid to express how he admires you. Being with him is never boring. It would be such a shame to let a Joaquin go.

Looks? Oh my, what a fine man. Not typically a guy who has all the features of beauty standards, but his eyes are sincere and soulful. He is tall and slim, and very fashionable. His hair is soft, and his hands are warm. He radiates a very comfortable aura.

Likes: Emojis, Netflix, Travel, Hangouts, Barbecue

I will wait for your love when it's ready, Joaquin.

- 🚢

by ship v November 24, 2021

Joaquin

Most Joaquin’s are gingers with very tiny PPs.

Joaquin has a micro penis.

by SkeeterMcBeater December 14, 2021

Joaquin

Joaquin is the most charming, smart and sexy person you will ever meet. When you look at him, you just don't want to stop. He's so handsome, beautiful and enormously attractive, you can swear you're looking at the stars when he smiles at you because damn, he's fucking out of this world(so is his smile and every feature about him). There are too many words to describe him with, but sexy is definitely one of the top ones. He's Muscular, determined, and well built, he was definitely sent from god. If you have him in your arms, your damn you’ll fall in coma because he's a well smelling person dedicated to Shrek to be loved by. he makes you feel special, and you'll never find anyone like him.

Oh that guy is so smexy, but still not even close the level of Joaquin!!!

by Joaquin Sexy January 12, 2019