Jizzmatic

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

jizzasmic

Orgasmic for men only!

Dat poppin ass is jizzasmic

by Docter Solburn October 13, 2009

Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.

That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

by Rhinestone Souron July 26, 2007

Jizzstickle

When your body goes into a frenzy of tingles; also known as a Shiver of excitement. ;)

1. As Neno stood across the room she looked over just in time to see him raise his shirt revealing his toned Abs, she was hit hard by a Jizzstickle.

2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.

by Richurtz August 14, 2015

Rizztastic

The word used to describe somebody or something that has unerring rizz. People who are described as the rizzler, the rizzard of oz, a rizzly bear, etc. can be described as rizztastic.

Person 1: Jeffery is such a rizzler!
Person 2: yes, Jeffery Is rizztastic!

by Rizztastic rizzler March 14, 2023

Jizzgasmic

A highly pleasing feeling, or something that looks amazingly good.

OMG his face is Jizzgasmic.
Hot Shakeaholics are jizzgasmic

by sexymalteaser January 16, 2010

jizztastrophe

The simultaneous ejaculation of at least 17 penises in one, tiny room; normally aimed at the face of a young, willing whore who is starving for attention. A jizztastrophe has taken place when there is an abundance of sperm covering not only the face and body of the girl, but also the ceiling, the walls, and possibly the family dog. Jizztastrophes have ruined lives, destroyed homes, and ripped apart families.

When the FBI arrived, there was clear evidence of a jizztastrophe.

After the jizztastrophe, the whore was covered in so much semen it took the dog 9 hours to lick it off.

by l Ebola l August 11, 2009