Jaxon

The straitest male in the world

Man, you are a Jaxon.

by Bobrosslover485 May 13, 2019

Jaxon

A guy with a massive, thick dick that feels great in any pussy or between any tits. If you are a girl you should try sucking jaxon’s dick, it tastes great.

Girl: “I fucked Jaxon last night his massive cock felt great!”

by Uggggwe May 16, 2018

Jaxon

White dude
Got nice ass hair and is funny
Fucks all yo bitches
Mr. steal yo bitch
nice asf in basketball.
Big dick always

Guy 1: bro I hate that Jaxon dude, he takes all my bitches and whoops me in basketball
Guy 2: yea and his nice ass hair
Girl 1: yea and his nice dick

by Big dick lenny August 14, 2017

Jaxon

A cool chicky who is everything a guy could ever wish for and then some. Also someone who is a great friend and always there in a time of need.

"Wow, I can't believe you broke up with the Jaxon, she was the best thing ever"

Or "You're always there for me, you such a Jaxon"

by Jackie December 30, 2003

jaxon

A word for someone who is full of sh*t. Such as if some one lies a lot then they would be called jaxon

Person 1- I got hit by a car
Person 2 whatever jaxon

by lukejawalker May 8, 2014

Jaxon

A Stinky, smelly, repulsive, 15 year old boy who looks like the chef from ratatouille.

Jaxon? Oh the kid from ratatouille?

by Gianna_Melena_Evon May 22, 2022

Jaxon

A boy who does not know how to separate his feelings from actual problems. Has developed a major victim complex and is incapable of realizing the world does not revolve around him. Self-centered and only treats people well to get reactions out of them.

look! Jaxons trying to get attention again!

Jaxon broke my heart, even though I knew his sorry ass wasn't worth it.

by THESILENTREVENGER December 29, 2021