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Jailbreaking

The hardest thing to do in the World, you have to download it and click jailbreak. It is so hard and can easily brick your ipod because you shit yourself during the process and turn your ipod/computer/pace maker off. It seems 1/2 of the World seem to misunderstand this and somehow loose the sense of google and decide to post 60,000 forum messages asking how to jailbreak.

Because of SHatter exploit, it is now the hardest thing consevable to man, all you do is hold the power and home, keep holding home, then click jailbreak. This is virtually impossable since all jailbreaks on ipod touch are 13 year old teenagers hyped on sugar, and they decide to press jailbreak then as soon as 'Searching for devices' comes up they close the window and brick their ipod.
Look guises i jailbroke my ipod" "WOW IS THAT AN IPOD? OMG IS IT JAILBROKEN HOW DID YOU DO THAT ZOMG I WANT TO GET CYDIA SO I CAN DOWNLOAD 'iBrick' SO I CAN GO AROUND WAVING MY IPOD STUCK ON THE APPLE SCREEN!" "Man... Jailbreaking sucks...
Jailbreaking by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010

Roblox Jailbreak kids 

Kids who will camp just for free cash, call you "noob" when you arrest them, scammers who arrest you when you give them money, and fucksticks who have their chat off
Cops: *arrests
Kid:OMG U ARE SUCH NOOBN

Kid:m0n3y 4 c4rd
Me:OH BOI :D *gives money*
Kid:*arrests

Me: *blows up wall*
Kid *hides then arrest*
Me:Fuck you.

Me:Hi
Kids:......
Me:I HATE ROBLOX JAILBREAK KIDS!

Roblox Jailbreak

Jailbreak is an extremely popular game on the platform ROBLOX. The creators are two people who have worked on amazing projects in the past. The game is notorious for its amount of glitches and how it could be used to the player's advantage.

As a prisoner you obviously try to break out (hence the name of the game). There are many ways to break out, including glitching.
As a criminal, you rob the bank and jewelry store to earn money which leads to buying new cars (which save) and getting new skins for the car.

As a cop, you try to arrest all the criminals and get their bounty. You could get tons of money as a cop, or very little. If you get swat, you are rewarded with an AK-47 and clothing. Lots of gamepasses in this game. Radio, Swat, Upgrade Bag, and VIP, which are 300 Robux each excluding VIP, which is 1000 robux (RIPOFF!)
Did you hear that the car radio costs 300 robux in ROBLOX Jailbreak? Those fuckers at Badimo!
Roblox Jailbreak by Phaxux June 14, 2017

zebra jailbreak 

A zebra in this case, is an NFL referee or referees who have thrown yellow flags excessively during a football game. So, a zebra jailbreak involves questionable calls occurring frequently during a game, slowing the game itself to a crawl, and the phrase is used by a fan to describe his fury with the referees.
I can't believe it! That's the third holding call in a row! It's a zebra jailbreak!
zebra jailbreak by UCSteve September 18, 2016

California Jailbreak 

When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.
"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M
California Jailbreak by BadHabitBass February 24, 2017

Roblox Jailbreak

- yo, have you been playing roblox jailbreak?
- heck yeah, its the reason why roblox is still alibe
Roblox Jailbreak by jailbreeeeak October 29, 2022