A city i northern Florida that is overrun with over-zealous, think they know it all, jack-off rednecks. A city that would be a nice city if it wasn't for the moronic turds that are more than happy to tell you exactly how to live your life every step of the way.
by The Regulator April 16, 2005
This city is known for its shitty food, hotels, people, water, night life and "transit system"!!! this city is so lame i have seen manitees commit suicide in it . the jaguires are the only half decent thing about this city and they suck to. besides jaguires are indiginous to south america where the fuck do they get off??!!! PlEASE JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST JACKSONVILLE. never go there under any circumstances. if your job tries to send you to a confrence there; quit. if your spouse recomends you go on vacation there; resort to violence. if you have already been there and would like to forget any memories about it.. consider heavy drug use.
by Jake1 July 19, 2007
by Blanche232 October 27, 2009
If you were to imagine the great state of Florida as a man, bending over towards Mississippi, the St. Johns River would represent his bowels. The St. Johns River flows into the Atlantic in Jacksonville (Florida's ass hole). Fred Durst is an excellent example of a turd that was produced in Jacksonville.
Man, I went to Jacksonville for a concert a few weeks ago, and I still haven't been able to wash the stink off!
by phatty-b August 06, 2008
City in North Florida filled with hicks, rednecks, retarded Republicans, NASCAR enthusiasts and general ass clowns. (See 2000, 2004 election results)
Locals of which are easily pissed off when viewing national weather maps and not being able to see their local temperature while Miami's is prominently displayed. This usually leads to a long discussion about how Jacksonville is "bigger" than Miami. While its meager population of 700,000 dim bulbs pales in comparison to the Miami metro area's 6 million.
Locals may also get angered when others outside the city never heard of them, which may result in similar rant as aforementioned.
Locals of which are easily pissed off when viewing national weather maps and not being able to see their local temperature while Miami's is prominently displayed. This usually leads to a long discussion about how Jacksonville is "bigger" than Miami. While its meager population of 700,000 dim bulbs pales in comparison to the Miami metro area's 6 million.
Locals may also get angered when others outside the city never heard of them, which may result in similar rant as aforementioned.
by Shingo56 September 10, 2007
A city in North Florida which keeps telling itself its the largest city in the State. Which it is in Land Size but really a City that is the size of a whole county only has around 700,000 people. Sure JAX is the largest city. But who cares about actual city. Metro Areas are what count. And Miami Metro is the 6th largest in the country 50th in the world. Jacksonville the city which keeps thinking it is better than Miami atleast in one thing ;)
Miami is the ecconomic Capital of Florida and Latin America. Also the leading Gateway betweens the Americas.
Jacksonville: Big Port because they get lots of cars from Europe. YAY.
Jacksonville: Big Port because they get lots of cars from Europe. YAY.
by Flymia August 10, 2005
by neurotoxina March 16, 2005