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Get the s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p mug.Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.
by Debonovich January 10, 2005
Get the J.O.M.L mug.FCUK I'M GOOD, JUST ASK ME - australian slang term for person known for big noting themselves constantly
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Get the F.I.G.J.A.M. mug.by how July 23, 2005
Get the J.O.M.B. mug.Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus!
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Get the O-M-J mug.Adjust My Junk
When the hand is placed inside the underwear to bring upward the scrotum therefore bringing comfort to the owner of said hand and scrotum.
(Also can be used in the form "A.Y.J.", Adjust Your Junk, for one who is on the outside of the seemingly grimy situation.)
When the hand is placed inside the underwear to bring upward the scrotum therefore bringing comfort to the owner of said hand and scrotum.
(Also can be used in the form "A.Y.J.", Adjust Your Junk, for one who is on the outside of the seemingly grimy situation.)
Ben: (Reaches into pants and maneuvers scrotum)
Jessica: OMG Ben did you just quickly jack off?
Ben: No Jessica, I A.M.J.'ed. (Looks towards camera with thumbs up and winks)
Jessica: OMG Ben did you just quickly jack off?
Ben: No Jessica, I A.M.J.'ed. (Looks towards camera with thumbs up and winks)
by acc710 November 3, 2015
Get the A.M.J. mug.Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
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