n. the condition of being an ass named Jonathan; to achive this condition, the Jonathan must be unquestionably
retarded, inconsiderate, or
offensive. This doesn't necessarily make the Jonathan a
bad person, but it probably is one.
Jonathass: "Did I ever
tell you that I used to have a big brother, but he
died?"
Naive conversationist: "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! That explains why you act like an ass!"
Jonathass: "Hahahaha. I'm glad you believed that piece of
BS."