Ivy League 

Reffering to all strains of marijuana, mostly those of high quality

Schools for snobby rich cumchuggers

"Yo man, i gots sum shit from da Ivy League, this shit, one hit, have you choking all night, ready to vomit."

"I'm harrison william terry rutheford the sixtyith cuz my family cant come up with original names, I paid my way through school and got to the Ivy League schools, where theres a bunch of drug addicts because there not prepared for it cuz they have had everything done for them."

Ivy League by Billbob Wierdo April 23, 2009

Ivy Leaguer

A student of Ivy Tech Community College of Indiana (usually shortened to Ivy Tech or Ivy Tech Community College) Indiana's community college system. Derogatory term used by students of more popular universities in the state to describe a Ivy Tech student and/or alumi.

Wow! She's hot does she go to college with you at Ball State University? Hell no, she's just an Ivy Leaguer! I wouldn't touch her with your dick.

Ivy Leaguer by Molly McGuire September 8, 2011

Canadian Ivy League 

1. McGill
2. UofT
3. McMaster

4. Waterloo

5. UBC

These are the best universities in Canada. Not many come close to the top 5. Western and Queens students like to think they part of the top 5, but really those bawtymons ain’t.

“One of my boys goes to the Canadian Ivy League”

“Really, where”

“McMaster health sci”

Canadian Ivy League by Kingofthe6ix May 11, 2020

Ivy league 

(N)
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.

2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.

"Man I graduated ivy league. I hate this shit and seen it all. Friends day, lose everything to make it back, NA, etc."

Friend, "it'll be ok"

"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."

Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.

Ivy league by ForsakenMycelium March 23, 2022

Ivy League school of the south 

A term used to describe the University of Florida, created by arrogant students who believe they are better than everyone else when in reality they will never come close to the levels of Brown, Columbia, etc.

"Welcome to UF, commonly referred to as the Ivy league school of the south due to its high rankings regionally."

Ivy League school of the south by nickcityplanner July 31, 2022

Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.

Little Ivy League by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023