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Issue Juice 

Gossip that fuels an argument.
Yow, that trick been spreading some issue juice 'bout me. We bout to go in on this kid southern style!
Issue Juice by Flo Rider March 17, 2012
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ISSUE TISSUE 

GIRL ONE: HEY JENNY I NEED TO GO HOME FOR A MOMENT. MY PERIOD IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY TAMPONS HERE.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.
ISSUE TISSUE by Gemini12 May 20, 2015

Issue 15 

When you're having a session and you Jizz in her armpit making it look like Spider-Man's web wings on the front cover of Amazing Fantasy #15
Hey bro, I served her with an issue 15 at the weekend.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
I can do anything a spider can,
Look out here comes the Spider-Man
Issue 15 by A little seaman January 26, 2024

skill issue 

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like skill issue'
skill issue by Randomystick February 7, 2022

Briggs Issue 

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.
Homeless artist: Briggs Issue, sir?

Normal person: Fuck off you arty scum.
Briggs Issue by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006

Dandori issue 

Being bad at something, or having a "skill issue". Particularly when playing the video game series Pikmin.
Pikmin 2 isn't unfair or bad, you just have what they call a "Dandori issue".
Dandori issue by Louie2004 July 11, 2023