That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

Mean girls have big hair full of secrets.

Damian: That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

by Walker May 14, 2014

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

issokay

an easier to say “it’s ok”

person1: “your dog died?”
person2: “yeah but issokay”

by 123abcloser August 2, 2020

The moon is so far, yet so close

We might be far away from each other, but I still love you.

Do you still love him?
“The moon is so far, yet so close”

by @hashiraz August 26, 2023

jason is so proud of you

It is when you have something extraordinary.

"Hey Ubaid, jason is so proud of you

by Obiwan4583 June 1, 2019

This is so wrong

A phrase when you use to excuse yourself as being knowledgeable of what you are doing as socially unacceptable, yet it is driven by desire. So you did it anyway...

Teacher: "Lets do it at my place"
Student: "Okay, meet you there at 6"
Teacher: "This is so wrong..."
Student: "I have stainless steel balls. No worries"

by Piggyoink May 13, 2014

Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory

Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.

Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.

This is why health class is so self-explanatory!

by ImAFreshmanBabby January 8, 2011