Israeled

When someone starts a major fight with you and then gets others to blame you for fighting back.

I was just walking down the street and out of no where he punched me in the face; I hit him back a few times, and then police appeared and he got them to charge me with assault. I was Israeled.

Israeled by bill3733 December 26, 2023

Israeled

It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.

Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.

Israeled by Terries December 26, 2023

Israeled

When someone asks to share something with you and then claims that it is his own property

After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"

Israeled by Global Dictionary 2030 December 26, 2023

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

Israeled by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

Israeled by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israeled

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

He stole my idea, presented it as his own, and then cried plagiarism when I called him out. I guess he got Israeled!

Israeled by TheComputerNerd December 27, 2023

Israeled

When you get scapegoated for something factually incorrect.

When you reclaim your factual history despite the masses trying to overwrite it with lies.

Have you heard about time Israel colonized the Levant?

Yeah! It’s actually their indigenous homeland, so when people tell them to decolonize and go back to where they’re from, that’s actually what they did!

They’ve been Israeled with people making up fake history to cover up Jewish history, just like when Judaea was renamed Palestine by the Romans and when the Arabs built Al Aqsa on top of the holiest Jewish site, which isn’t even in the Arab’s holiest city Mecca. It’s quite sad, and we should all support Israel and their right to claim their factual history.

Israeled by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023