ironing

A complete and utter waste of time.

In days of old before womens emancipation, they used to spend their day ironing

by plasticpeopleeater June 28, 2007

Ironing The Pants

sex

"The pants are already ironed boy"
"The pants are being ironed"

"aye fam wyd?"
"ironing the pants, hol up"

by JasperTheGoat June 2, 2016

Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

by Roardawg August 3, 2017

breast ironing

Breast ironing
Breast ironing, also known as breast flattening, is the pounding and massaging of a pubescent girl's breasts, using hard or heated objects, to try to make them stop developing or disappear. Wikipedia

Breast ironing, also known as breast flattening, is the pounding and massaging of a pubescent girl's breasts, using hard or heated objects,

by #A November 17, 2020

ironing

(v)- to masturbate

the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography

player 1: there he goes masturbating again

player 2: wtf i'm ironing

player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days

by Dallan August 14, 2006

ironding

My sister was trying to iron my moms shirt and it wasn’t really ironed so she blamed it on the iron

“It wasn’t ironding”

by Jaquelinemeeme March 29, 2021

ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.

T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup

by I go by Taylor on occasion August 7, 2007