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invisiboner

The female equivalent of a boner. Called an invisiboner for obvious reasons.
Megan Fox gives a lot of lesbians an invisiboner.
by WhiteLily October 30, 2010
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Invisibility Science

The branch of science which studies how to make people, places, and/or things disappear and reappear where they disappeared from or elsewhere.
Mr. Nauyouseeim Nauyudount is one of the few people licensed to disappear and reappear. At a college which teaches Invisibility Science, he is giving a demonstration of his ability to disappear at will and tells the audience, "One second after I snap my fingers I will disappear." He snaps his fingers and vanishes. One loud “AHHH!” floods the auditorium as everyone present reacts to his announced disappearance. One minute later, he reappears on the opposite side of the stage from where he disappeared. Another loud “AHHH!” floods the auditorium as everyone reacts to his reappearance. "Any questions?" he asks the audience. A young lady stands up and asks him, "Where did you go when you disappeared?” "I went into a different dimension... which also exists in the same place where I disappeared from," he says.
by but for October 10, 2017
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INVISIBILITYNESS

The usage of fucks we all don't give.
"I dont give a INVISIBILITYNESS ! "
by NERP September 30, 2012
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Invisiboner

The term you use when you use the upper lining of your shorts/underwear/trousers to support your penis so as to conceal your early morning boner.
Used when you want to prevent awkward conversations with your parents/siblings or any other person around you when you wake up!
Jim: man how come you never get caught with a boner by your wife in the morning?

Tom: looks like you are unaware of the secrets of the invisiboner!
by Thebigdaddy February 1, 2013
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Invisibull

The illuminati pokemon so rare that he can't be tracked, learned from or seen. We know of his existence simply because he allowed this all to happen.
He fathered Arceus sexually.
"Dominik I have Alakazam your favorite!"
"Actually you faggot it's invisibull. The legendary sexual narcissist who sexaully assaults his opponents in battle as a way of taunting with his power advantage
by unworldly June 23, 2020
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Invisibility

Eating the largest dose of king palpalp in your peer group used by anyone to make sure theatre is production
You don't need a cloak for invisibility
by Cody5050 January 31, 2022
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Invisiboxilitus

1)A fake side effect listed for a medication to create fear among the injured
2)Used in satire to poke fun at the conspiracy therorists
That’s horrible. That super cool mime in Times Square has a horrible case of Invisiboxilitus after getting that injection
by homegrownmockery January 18, 2023
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