Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
by TheJoel May 3, 2006
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Patrick: So Nate, what are you and Kirsten upto?
Nate: Well i though i might try to catch an inverted pelican with her
Patrick: CAW CAW CAW
Nate: Well i though i might try to catch an inverted pelican with her
Patrick: CAW CAW CAW
by Paredith February 1, 2008
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by universalTorrent March 7, 2017
Get the invertebrother mug.When a woman arches her back over a man so while she’s slurping his man-meat, he’s both eating her ass and diddling her clam. Requires intense focus and discipline to get the most out of
by DiamondDick9 May 10, 2020
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It is rumored that inverted nipples are more sensitive than normal nipples.
It is rumored that inverted nipples are more sensitive than normal nipples.
by KtWdA November 8, 2012
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So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?
by YAWA August 4, 2019
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WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.
WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.
" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl
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