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woman's intuition

When someone of the female gender is clued in on something that either is happening or hasn't happened yet. Not to be confused with mother's intuition, which only applies to mothers.
From her woman's intuition, Sarah knew he would get fired. Bob just didn't see it coming.
woman's intuition by jessifat January 21, 2009

female intuition 

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.
Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?
Guy: No, honey, I love you
Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...
Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.
Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..
Guy: What?
Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...
Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

Future Intuition 

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.
Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.

pussy intuition 

A mans sixth sense about what is going on with his woman.Only 5% of the male population has it.However only 2% persent of the male population with pussy intuition uses it.If not used frequenly it will become non-existant.
Brad's Pussy intuition told him sometihng might be wrong with is girl Breanda.
pussy intuition by Jalisa Cater October 9, 2008

Homie intuition 

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.
Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT
Homie intuition by Sliske September 21, 2020

Women’s Intuition 

If women say it was just their intuition, it’s absolute bullshit.
Women’s Intuition
👩🏽: “It was just my intuition” No tf it wasn’t.
Women’s Intuition by 6ixty September 7, 2022