tradition intruder

A certain individual that interrupts or somehow alters a loved and permanent tradition by unexpectedly showing up and trying to forcibly incorporate themselves into it.

Julia showed up at the last minute at my family's Christmas dinner and brought haggis. Major tradition intruder!

by swaggqueenthugface November 18, 2011

the intruder

A form of "the shocker" but instead of "two in the pink and one int the stink", two in the stink and one in the pink. hence the intruder.

your too drunk to realize you confused the holes hence the intruder.

by styxx marino March 8, 2007

anal intruder

It is when tracy brings the homewrecker to the back door

Anal intruder is when the Poop shoot has a mishap due to an oversize penis

by Mark Stotts July 12, 2006

Pink intruder

Penis

Man in bar to female: Hey, can I slip you my pink intruder?
or
Alien to captured female: Are you ready to feel the heat of the pink intruder, Earthling?

by Anjillwithadevilsmind October 21, 2008

girl intruder

Also Known as a G.I. This is a faggot that thinks he's a badass motherfucker because he's enlisted in the army. but really hes just a cradle-robbing rapist who likes to put date rape pills in high school chick's drinks.

Oh jesus christ, that faggot GI on that crotch rocket is tryin to look in our windows. Hopefully he notices that we're over the age of 18, Girl Intruders think that shit's a turn off.

by NoNoHatesPoPo April 24, 2008

appalacian anal intruder

During intercourse, you pull your member out and slam it into the brown eye of your partner. Term originates from hillbillies in West Virginia sneaking thier heat seeking meat muscle into thiers sister's fudge dispenser.

hey man! "why did your girlfriend break up with you?"

"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Bed Intruder

Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.

Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today?

Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.

Steven: they are really dumb.

Chad: for real.

by Leviathong November 28, 2021