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intellitard

a person who graduates from or is participating in intellitec college.
Person 1: so how is college going?
Person 2: it's okay, but im surrounded by intellitards.
Person 1: Well what did you expect you would get from going to intellitec?
by roflmaopims October 17, 2009
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intelegenic

Combining intelligent with telegenic (their defs follow)

in·tel·li·gent + tel·e·gen·ic = intelegenic

in·tel·li·gent (ĭn-tìl'ə-jənt) adj.
-Having intelligence.
-Having a high degree of intelligence; mentally acute.
-Showing sound judgment and rationality: an intelligent decision; an intelligent solution to the problem.
- Appealing to the intellect; intellectual: a film with witty and intelligent dialogue.
- Computer Science Having certain data storage and processing capabilities: an intelligent terminal; intelligent peripherals.

tel·e·gen·ic (tìl'ə-jìn'ĭk) adj.

Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers: "Do we insist on a telegenic President?"
(William F. Buckley, Jr.)

--American Heritage Dictionary
Isn't Barack Obama intelegenic (both looks and smarts)?

JFK was called telegenic, since the Urban Dictionary wasb't around in the '60s
by SteveChicago May 7, 2008
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Intellitank

1) A tank that is smart, as opposed to the normal run of the mill tanks that have no sentience.

B) Also Intellitank is normal slang for someone who is blocked on AOL instant messenger service. An ass, if you will.
1) God! That tank is so smart! That is one Intellitank.

2) I blocked Intellitank on AIM today.
by Carnage September 1, 2003
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Intelectuals

ew I hate intelectuals
by butterfliesbitch May 18, 2020
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Intellitank

One fly ass mother fuck who bangs all the ladies.
Damn, Intellitank's one fly ass mother fucker who bangs all the ladies!!!
by Not intellitank September 1, 2003
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Intellitardation

A medical condition, or syndrome comprised of the triad of extremely high IQ, inversely proportional level of common sense, and social/emotional developmental delay.

Most commonly seen in University inbreds (those who attend a University for college, graduate school, and eventually join the faculty, becoming tenured, staying at the University until found dead sitting behind their office desks, or until an untimely demise in a horrific research laboratory accident.) University inbreeding can continue through multiple generations of Intellitards, ultimately producing the Dr. Intellitard Children's Research Hospital of (insert University here).
Dr. Harvard lives in his mother's basement, enjoys gaming, and not dating. He suffers from Intellitardation.
by MonG71 August 6, 2010
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Intellegize

The act of passing and instilling knowledge to a uneducated recipient. The act is continued until the uneducated becomes educated or intellegized.
The purpose of this event is to intellegize young men on the importance of safe sex.
by The Lecturer July 21, 2011
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