Instagram

A prominent photo sharing website. While Instagram has very high ability to provide professional, valid photography, a large amount of the teenage and preteenage population have stormed Instagram, turning it into an experience similar to Facebook before the middle aged population began signing up and completely destroying it.

While there is a small percentage of good photography on Instagram, a user will mostly find selfies at awkward angles taken by Caucasian girls (usually with their starbucks in the shot), or strange posts stating that if you find the letter "n" amidst the letter "m"s, in the picture your crush will ask you out. Many predict that Instagram will burn out, but others never seem to tire of the same selfies with dramatic captions.

White girl 1: I just got on Instagram today and posted a selfie!
White girl 2 2: How many likes did it get?
White girl 1: Um, I think around 20...
White girl 2: 20?! ...we can't be friends. Come back when you have at least 50 likes per pic.

by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014

Instagram

A website tryhard's use at my school to force one another to each other so jocks can feel happy about their little feelings towards one another.

Instagram is now known as tinder due to my friggin school.

(car 4 represents tryhards success rate, the other cars represent all the tryhards crushes ignoring them.)

by Anonymouse. SCREEEEEEEEE December 28, 2018

Instagram model

The girl who flies to Dubai in first class for free to get fucked.

If next time you see an Instagram model who is flying in first class to Dubai, even though if you are at school or work, just remember that her life is as shit as yours.

by colin yang September 28, 2019

Stan instagram

basically stan twt with all the same phrases but just on insta

most stans on instagram are a spam account or a fan account of a certain celebrity, tv show, kpop idol etc.

hey did you hear she has a stan Instagram account aswell?

by fuckbirdy December 3, 2017

instagram rp

instagram rp— also called ig rp— is a place where people of many roleplay styles like to be creative. that means themes, edits, or intros that relate to their character(s)’ aesthetic. there are clichés such as dark harry styles models being above six feet, false positive ariana grande models, tiktok children, etc. most people who preach about instagram rp’s potential toxic nature usually have had one or two bad experiences and begin to generalize. they also tend to forget about other communities like twitter or even facebook being the same way. if you don’t like it, please remember blocking and reporting are options as well as leaving instead of enabling behaviors by “exposing.”

“Maybe I should make a new instagram rp account.”

by pscudonym April 29, 2020

instagram model

An extreme selfie taker usually with a nice body, broke, with hopes of an athlete hitting them up in their DM's to meet up and bust one inside them to get pregnant.

NFL Player A: "Yo, check out this chick! She's fine af!"
*shows phone*
NFL Player B: "Bruh, that's an Instagram model. She'll sleep with you either for fame or accuse you of rape in a couple years when you get paid."

by berm May 21, 2016

Instagram

An app where people feel sorry for themselves because their friends did something more interesting.

Becky and her sluts were posting their newest Starbucks drink on instagram.

by TreuDat October 23, 2017