Instaboner

1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.

Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.

by VinnyM76 March 31, 2009

instabolical

An extraordinary instance where unknown happenstances become perfectly clear, in a moments notice, taking all sides by complete surprise.

It quickly became an instabolical situation.

by digger_dan June 9, 2011

instafronting

Fronting on Instagram ....in other words, posting a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.

Based on her Instagram pics I thought she had a nice car and a pretty face. One day she rolled up next to me at a red light in a 1991 Ford Escort with no filters on her mugshot. It was then that I realized she had been instafronting on me and 97 other followers.

by J Dolla of North Highlands Ca March 11, 2014

Instatroll

To enjoy a conversation of no relevance to a instagram post with a friend in which niether of you are following said instagram poster

:What are you fellas upto this evening?

:oh nothing me and rob are just instatrolling this babe. All her staunch mates are making hollow threats, it's pretty awesome.

:ahh yiss I enjoy a good Instatroll tag me in I want to join in

by Fergo's thoughts November 22, 2014

Instaboner

When an erection is formed instantaneously, usually as a result of interaction with someone of unprecedented attractiveness.

James tapped me on the shoulder earlier, I got an instaboner.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 15, 2015

Instabort

Similar to facebort, to delte or deactivate your instagram account.

Oh my gosh, I just looked at Kylie's instagram, and I had to instabort!

by iEatDonuts May 18, 2018

Instabrawl

A fight between 4 or more people on Instagram. Their comments are public and no one knows who’s watching the brawl. If three or less people are fighting it’s considered an Instafight.

I saw an Instabrawl going on between a bunch of guys from my high school so I jumped in and tried to stop it.

by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018