INSTARAGE

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.

Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.

by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012

Instafat

When you instantly put on weight, and can feel it right away, after eating really amazing, fattening food.

Man that turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy was so good, and the cake was even better, but i got instafat and need to unbutton my pants!

by KASECHRIST March 28, 2019

instaboner

Noun.

When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.

When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.

by marcus ownz biatch May 29, 2007

installate

A term commonly used by people who are computer illiterate and completely inept at using the internet and thus are forced to call technical support.

Agent: "Thank you for calling the internet help desk"
Cletus: "Uuuhhhh... hello? I can't get onto the internet!"
Agent: "What seems to be the problem with it?"
Cletus: "I can't get it installated..."

by General Lee January 3, 2006

Instabator

An individual that masturbates at an instant.

Luis is an Instabator at dinner.

by Sr Bangs June 13, 2016

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009

Instabitch

A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.

Damn. This girl keeps spamming my page with her problems. What an instabitch.

by The professa October 28, 2014