Instigator

Wyatt tegeler.

Wyatt is really a Instigator

by ManMan6t9 April 6, 2022

Instigator

Someone who brings about or initiates something.

Man, Taylor is such an instigator!

by RickyBobby552 February 18, 2014

instigator

A person who starts fights or arguments.

Punk: Yo, wanna fight bro?! I bet I can beat you up in a second!

Guy: Dude, stop being an instigator.

by Acoolboy September 15, 2014

Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun

Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...

by Pectabyte March 22, 2005

incestigation

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.

The FCC is conducting an incestigation into Verizon and AT&T rate hikes.

by Ontario Mike October 28, 2008

Facebook Investigator

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.

Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.

by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

instigator

A blow up alligator; short for instant gator.

Let's use the instigator to keep those burglars out of our yard!

by Kyle Gamber May 9, 2008