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Belly inflation

Usually, belly inflation is done one of two different ways.
The two ways are:
Via Air
Vie Water Enema
first we will talk about air inflation.
The person that wishes to inflate her belly first gets a device capable of pumping air. Such things can be a bicycle pump or an aquarium pump. These items are perfect, for they both can pump air, and have long hoses for easy inflation. Then the hose is inserted three to for inches up the anus to insure that no air escapes, this is done by perhaps lubing the hose with vasoline. Air is then slowly forced into the rectum and then into the colon. This air rises, and pushes on all the walls of the colon. This pressure builds, and pushes the belly outward. Often during first time inflations, little to no change can be seen. but after practice, an expansion of over 40 inches waist can be achieved. Air is then let out naturally.

For water inflation.
The most common way to do a water inflation is in the shower. Most showers come with separate heads located on long hoses. These heads can be removed and the hose nozzle is then inserted into her anus. Then, with small amounts of pressure, the same process of slowly inflating begins to push the belly out. Often, by practicing, larger belly expansion is achieved. In fact, most girls tend to turn up the pressure to a higher force, this can really really push the belly out and make lots of pressure. This plumpness from the water is the best type of inflation. From two years of experience, over 8 gallons of water can be held for over 10 minutes, making a soft, pale, and stretched belly. such roundness is quite choice.
person 1 " what is the hose for?"
girl " Inflating bitch!"
Person 1 " belly inflation?"
by inflatablegurl15 August 8, 2009
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Inceptionoia

in-CEP-shun-oy-uh (noun)

The paranoia or irrational fear that your world is either:

1) a dream
2) a dream within a dream
3) a dream within a dream within a dream

following the viewing of Inception. Inceptionoia usually results in the creation and possession of a totem, as well as a newfound desire to find fallicies in the universe.

Note: one who feels that their world is a dream within a dream witin a dream within a dream (limbo; everything is possible and the world can be created as the person desires) is not experiencing Inceptionia, but is clinically insane.
Anna: I can't believe you made me watch Inception. I've had Inceptionoia all week and had to create a totem to be safe.
Michael: I'm part of your security team. You are asleep and someone is trying to steal information from you; try to remember how you got here.
by The 4th Derivative March 14, 2011
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Inception

1. (in-ˈsep-shən)--n. the act of convincing a female (usually out of one’s league) to have sex with you by making the female think it is her own idea.

Sample sentences:

“How’d John get that girl to fuck him?... She’s so much hotter than him.”
“I don’t know; he must've inceptioned that hoe.”

*Extractor’s are those who perform the inception. Well known extractors include the following: Jay-Z, David Spade, Michael Douglas, Marlyn Manson, and Marc Anthony.
There are 4 ways for a girl to avoid inception: 1) ‘totem’--a specific object that acts as reminder that they are too hot for this dude (ex. a mirror or daylight as oppose to the darkness of a club). 2) Security (friends to cock block the extractor) 2) ‘kick’- something that wakes the target up from the dream (drunken stupor) that makes inception possible, aka sobering up.
Help in performing inception comes in the form of a ‘point man’ (aka wingman); an ‘architect’ (who designs a maze like setting that is difficult for the target to escape, aka provides an empty room); a ‘chemist’ (who can roofie the female); and a ‘forger’ (to trick friends and/or the target into thinking the extractor is worth a shit).
2. Inception-- n. a 2010 science fiction action film written, produced and directed by Christopher Nolan. The film stars Leonardo DiCaprio, with a supporting cast that includes Ken Watanabe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, Cillian Murphy, Tom Hardy, Tom Berenger, Dileep Rao and Michael Caine.

quotes: “What's the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules. Which is why I have to steal it.”
“If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination.”
“The seed that we planted in this man's mind, may change everything.”

3. Inception-- n. the creation of new thoughts in a target, which he or she later accepts as his or her own idea.
How to:
Cobb: “We create the world of a dream. We bring a subject into that dream and they fill it with their secrets.”

Ariadne: Then you break in and steal it?

Cobb: Well, it's not strictly speaking legal.

4. n. an act, process, or instance of beginning.
by Crispytaco38 July 18, 2010
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Inception Blister

A blister under a blister under a blister, etc; when an old blister has not yet healed and another forms underneath it.

Common amongst rock-climbers.
After the intense bouldering session, Paul had inception blisters on his hands.
by CDRP April 10, 2011
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grade inflation

A Harvard University report last spring complained of grade inflation that makes it easier to get high grades. Now the academic dean, Susan Pedersen, has released data showing that 49 percent of undergraduate grades were A's in 2001, up considerably from 23 percent in 1986.
by anycon October 10, 2005
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Inception

Film to be released in Summer 2010. Looks Fucking amazing and orgasmic in every way. Directed by Christopher Nolan, director of such films as Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Memento, and The Prestige.
Person 1-Holy Shit did you see Inception?!
Person 2-Of course i did i was sitting right next to you fucktard.
Person 1-Right Right...but it was awesome wasn't it?
Person 2-Hold on let me check....uhh...yup i jizzed all in my pants so yes it was amazing
by $P4NK December 28, 2009
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Inception

The implantation of an idea deep in the subconscious that will bear future results.

Comes from the mind bending 2010 movie of the same name starring Leonardo DiCaprio
In the movie, Dominic Cobb and his team attempt to perform inception on a businessman named Robert Fischer, in order to get him to dissolve his fathers energy empire.
by Joshie G. July 20, 2010
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