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Team Insertion

the act of forcefully shoving & fitting you and your friends penises in someones vagina/anus with a group of 5 or more people. In short, it's called T.I
John: Dude, why is that girl sitting on a bag of Ice?
Mike: Because a bunch of guys performed Team Insertion on her last night.
John: Jesus! How many people?
Mike: About 17. She was going for a world record.
by toomuchshame August 2, 2009
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hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.
Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men
by Boyce toucher 1000 November 30, 2006
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Insertion Of Ween

The act of inserting one's ween (penis) into something.
"Was that an Insertion Of Ween?"
by weenqueen April 4, 2010
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fuck insertion

Inserting any form of the word fuck into another word, to add emphasis.
Insert just before the accented sylable in the original word.
I got fired today! Unfuckingbelievable!
Q: You wanna fuck? A: Absofuckinglutely!
Both are examples of the "fuck insertion".
by Drewsski October 8, 2008
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tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
by plain goldfish January 20, 2011
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florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T
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Incotion

An "inconvenient situation". To find yourself in an uncomfortable situation.
Jack found himself in an incotion when he realized the driver in the car he was cursing at was his Father-in-law.
by Rismo March 9, 2012
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