Slip in the shower

A phrase used to describe an accidental death. It may be used to describe a premeditated murder coverup

If you don't like him that much, we can always make him slip in the shower

by Whiskey_ June 19, 2021

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

shes in the shower

an aliby used to shoo away annoying people

guy: hey is your mom home?
you: shes in the shower, gotta go b-(hangs up)

by gymnist8989 June 19, 2008

Crying in the shower

One of the troll terms. Meant to convey the fact that someone is upset after being pwned on a message board. Usually used by trolls trying to incite a response.

He was so upset his video game got a bad review he is crying in the shower.

by jaminator45 January 11, 2012

sit down in the shower

it means to masturbate
yank wang

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain

by [e-mail] May 15, 2004

Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.

Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.

by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011

handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal

Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow

by gav-wan July 13, 2018