men in black

A sarcastic title for ministers of some Mennonite churches. They wear dark suits sans ties and $30 black shoes, and have carefully combed and gelled hair and neatly trimmed beards They have a habit of driving around in minivans and checking in on all the good little Mennonites, to make sure they don't have radios hidden in their cars or TV sets in the closet. And if, heaven forbid, they find a harmonica or a camera stashed away somewhere, they will excommunicate you and cut you off from God and His Most Holy One True Church to burn in hell for eternity, 'cuz you're "worldly."

Mennonite friend: Hey, listen, can you keep all my CDs and shit for the weekend? We're having the Men in Black over for Sunday dinner.

Me: Sure, no problem man.

Mennonite friend: Thanks. I'd hate to be excommunicated and burn in hell if they found my stuff.

by eX-Menno December 16, 2007

Treading in black waters

Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.

After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.

by Aethon Warrior November 14, 2009

Bury Me in Black

The best song of all time. Found on the Japanese version of Life on the Murder Scene, the Video Diary (and sound track) made by New Jersey alternative rock band, My Chemical Romance.

Lauren: *listens to Bury Me in Black*
Mother: What is that insane racket? It's hurting my ears!

by Rawr-Buckets. January 22, 2009

a boy brushed red living in black and white

the greatest song by underoath

a boy brushed red living in black and white is the best underoath song

by djslover January 9, 2008

Three blondes in black skirts

Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness

I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.

by St Ias December 28, 2005

Sexy In black

girls who look good in a black dress ex Michelle Cruzzzzzz cause she is fine as fuck in black

Michelle Cruzzzzzz who wore a black dress to Homecoming and her ass looked amazing cause she was sexy in black.

by georgiadawg02 October 30, 2011

Back In Black

AC/DC
Overrated, but some bearable, classic rock songs.
Thirteen-year olds usually claim to like this album. Most of the time it is to be accepted by fourteen-year olds. Wow.

Bryan's favorite album is "Back in Black"

by mud December 31, 2004