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Imperfliction

A terrifying psychological illness where the patient is worried that he/she is unbearably attractive, and will go to pathological lengths to remedy this unhappy state of affairs.
Hello there. I have a disease. I suffer from IMPERFLICTION. Every day I wake up worrying myself stupid(er) that im horribly attractive and that everyone likes me. I do so want to look butt fugly like everyone else. I've done everything to try and counter this terrible illness e.g. mercilessly sandpapered my ricky for hours, pressed red-hot steam irons onto it, immersed it in basins of sulphuric acid, but to no avail. I'm still hideously attractive - ohhhh pauvre moi, pauvre moi *sob...sob*
by vaiz December 14, 2008
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Imperfectionist

- A person not aiming for the full score in a test, keeping it at a minimalistic style or intentionally not learning for a test to make it harder as it makes them feel inhuman when they score way above the others. An imperfectionist still tries their best at a test, but won't be much happier if the test score turns out perfect. As long as the score's above average it's good.

- A person not using their full potential, because they know they don't have to use it to get through life, and they know they won't become happier through that
Look at Je_Bo_, he's such an imperfectionist haha lol.
He thinks he's something better when he looks like something worse by scoring less points, but he's for sure something special. He might want to hide all his potential. He doesn't want to share it with anyone. There might be some exceptions tho
by Je_Bo_ January 10, 2022
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immerection

immerection (noun-verb) the actual object, or action of, getting an "immediate erection." immerection. when an erection occurs instantaneously. immerection. faster than you can say "erection." immerection.
"Hey Dude! Check out my immerection!!"

"Oh shit guys, that female is so hot she just gave me an immerection!"

"I love getting immerections."
by nrabob April 2, 2010
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Interfection

A connection in a physical way. (used more to describe intimate contacts)...
I want to interfect with you...
The interfection between us is very pleasant.
Interfection is more effective when interfectionists match chemically.
by Ineverlosexo... March 17, 2021
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imperceptive

A word that people use to describe anyone who doesn't see the world the way they do.

It's bullshit, because not everyone values the same things at the same level.
Because I cared about some details that she never noticed, she called me imperceptive.
by Downvoting Victim July 24, 2012
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ImperfectJayboss

Hes the hood fav and a OG Gang Leader and he has beef with many people
Im ImperfectJayboss
by iiKingQuinx August 27, 2019
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Imperfectjayboss

I’m trash and I cheat “imperfectjayboss”
by Tails-IV December 24, 2020
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