Self-Important Sniff

A quick and audible nasal inhalation made after making a declarative statement about a topic that one's audience supposedly knows little and/or the sniffer considers himself/herself somewhat of an expert. The self-important sniff serves as punctuation to a statement that is typically unquestionable as the sniffer may attempt to pass opinion off as fact. It is typically used by hipsters, although it is also used mockingly, and to some comedic effect, on the Adam Carolla Podcast, as well as The Film Vault (podcast) by hosts Bald Bryan and Dick Anderson.

Bald Bryan: "Micheal Parks...is the defacto star (Self-important Sniff)"

by Mjim#9 November 7, 2011

iBortion

the deletion of songs from your iPod

Fuck, man. I want more songs on my iPod, so I had to perform an iBortion on some of my shitty ones.

by Snarky Foo' April 27, 2007

ImmortalHD

ImmortalHD is a YouTube gaming commentator. He plays a variety of different games such as, Minecraft, Trials Evolution, Halo, etc. He is also a racist manatee. Buy his shirts. Spooky-Craft every Saturday.

ImmortalHDFilms

by DerpHerpaDerp December 15, 2012

immortal technique

Great rhymesayer, with deep meaningfull lyrics. I saw this man hit up a blunt onstage cause he just couldn't give a fuck.

"Jerk off into books and bring life to words.."

by Mac Linton September 2, 2005

self-important

a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior
aka lunchmeat

That self-important bitch just cut in front of us in line; she's too busy lunchmeating on her cell phone to notice anyone but herself.

by andy M April 2, 2004

important businesseu

The way of saying 'important business'
by Jhope.

Army:" What are you doing in America Jhope?"
Jhope:" Sorry I have important businesseu."

by @not_today August 24, 2019

Imoth

Another name for timothy

Also is short for Dak Prescott isn’t worth $40 million a year.

Imoth is so cool

by FOLESNICKY June 8, 2020