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immediate family

Immediate family - the ability to be able to stay married to the same jerk for the duration, so that you children will be able to say the goodbyes at funerals showings when a loved one passes on.
Only a jerk would tell a grandchild that they can watch their grandmother suffer for months then not allow them to attend the viewing as it is for immediate family only.
immediate family by vanlaf July 5, 2007
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Your stupid fucking boss who wants everything immediately.
My immediot gave me a months-long project and demanded it be done today.

immediateaction 

1. A former mod that looked awesome, than some fool changed it to bf1942.
Welcome to the home of Immediate Action and D3adlode the /amsg whore
immediateaction by Anonymous February 8, 2003

immediatal rectified stench 

immediatal rectafied stench
A mix between immediate,rectum, and stench
Meaning when a person farts their fart will smell immediatly and it will smell like shit
Fart
"Dude..Did you just fart?
"Yeah immediatal rectified stench!"
"Damn you tub-tits"

immedihate 

The phenomenon of hating someone without knowing them, based solely on their race, religion, sexual orientation, or other aspect that in no way defines their individual personality.
That guy disagreed with her so she immedihated him.
immedihate by SeattleAneurysm January 8, 2017

Impediosexual 

Someone who is attracted to/aroused by complicated things or people.
Ananya is such an impediosexual, good for her at least she's pulcher
Impediosexual by Pulcher May 25, 2020

Immediate score 

When your definition gets posted almost immediately on urb dic. Oh. And uh.thanks!
Legit literally as I write this my definition s went up on urb dic! Immediate score!