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Drunken Immunity

Exemption from any deeds committed following an alcohol blood content of .2% or higher. As blood alcohol content reaches a level that reduces the individual dramatically, they have a sort of 'diplomatic immunity', you know, cause they have no fucking clue where they are.
Person 1: Okay, why were naked in the bathtub, who was that whale, and you better put that porch swing back wherever you found it.

Person 2: Dude, you saw how much he drank last night. I call Drunken Immunity.

Drunk Guy: Case dismissed! The swing stays!
by wokeupinatub May 19, 2010
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imjustrahh

A boombaclut meme page that’s certi
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immunization

immunization is where you get poked with pointy needles so you don't die.
I got an immunization and it was pointy but im still alive
by pineapplenutts1999 October 22, 2019
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immunoglobulins

Proteins that specifically recognize and help combat viruses, bacteria, and other invaders of the body. Immunoglobulins are made by cells of the immune system called B lymphocytes, a type of white blood cell.
Chris' lack of immunoglobulins was the cause of his extremely painful death but fortunately, nobody cared.
by Ping Pang Pong November 10, 2006
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dicklomatic immunity

When you and your whole group of friends are immune to a persons authority because one of you is fucking her.
That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.
by AjJohnson6969 September 2, 2016
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Tingle Immunity

The inability to tingle when listening to ASMR
I'm so angry because I have Tingle Immunity, it makes ASMR so boring!
by Cloudysaturnn January 13, 2021
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Democrat immunity

A principle by which testimony of select individuals will be considered truthful, no matter how absurd, as long as it aligns with the Party agenda and the purveyor of such information will held harmless and unidentified if possible.
by Grumpyoltrucker January 18, 2022
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