i have no idea

The ultimate fucking answer to every single question in the universe. Seriously. Try it.

What can be used on any question in the universe? I have no idea.

by D3athR3bel February 10, 2014

Good Idea

Actually a really bad idea

Person A: You know what sounds like a good idea?
Person B: What?
Person A: Robbing that bank.

by Tommy Scofflaw December 24, 2007

You have no idea

A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.

Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)

Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)

by Urban LXX November 1, 2015

Idea ball

A Nigerian street soccer slang for a flashy looking pass that ends up not being useful to anybody.
Usually executed with a copious amount of unnecessary finesse.

Thiago can only play idea ball. He doesn’t want goals, he just likes hearing ‘idea’ ‘idea’

by concernedluvr January 24, 2021

illeacting

Overreacting, or being overly dramatic, to the point where a small event becomes the equivalent size of Homer's Illead. Making a big deal over something that probably shouldn't have even been a problem at all in the first place.

Girl: Oh. My. Gawd. You should have heard her! She told me that my hair was frizzy! That bitch won't get away with it. You'll see. I'm going to get my revenge, and here's how I'll do it...

Guy: Alright, calm down. Seriously, you're illeacting right now. Take a deep breath and let it go.

by Turkey Boy January 31, 2008

Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man

The best work of literature ever. The author chose his words carefully to create such a masterpiece. Words like "Turts" "Turty" and, of course, "Perchance" only help the writer prove his point.

Person 1: "Have you read 'Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man' yet?"
Person 2: "What is that"

by TylerGaming101_YT November 3, 2022

ideal type

a type of person that catches your eye. a type of person you're interested in. it can be a celebrity or just characterists/face features.

MC: What's your ideal type?
Sehun: Well, Miranda Kerr of course.

by arihyung January 29, 2017