IANAP

'I am not a psychiatrist'.

IANAP but he seems pretty crazy to me.

by aelfheld August 3, 2009

inah

INAH is used in IM conversations, and means, "I need a hug".

Ash: me so sad INAH so bad!!

Sexii Dude: *sends little hug emoticon*

Ash: Thx!!! UR the bestest!!!

by lalalalaFERSHURE January 2, 2009

IANA

Colloquial abbreviation for: 'I am not a....'.

Often followed by a technical profession like lawyer, doctor, computer programmer, scientist or engineer.

IANA lawyer, but you could be charged with assault.

by WmPitcher May 22, 2018

iAnal

Sex toy designed by Steve Jobs, manufactured by the Apple Corp of Cupertino, CA.

I waited on line seven hours to get the iAnal the day it came out.

Oh, I see you have the iAnal also!

by Mr. Luke January 18, 2008

Ilanah

A Mature but bitchy type of girl. Usually a torian. Very kinky and picky with men. Nice type of girl and is very talented. Thinks big and knows how to spend money. Also big tits and a big arse.

'Look that girl reminds me of ilanah'
wot a bitch, kinky though.

by Elanah February 14, 2009

IANACOL

Acronym derived from "I Am Not A Committee Of Lawyers."

Inspired by SCO's ignorance in believing and publicly declaring journalist Pamela Jones of groklaw.net to actually be an entire committee of lawyers.

IANACOL, but I seem to know more about the legal system than SCO's actual committee of lawyers.

by raisinbrandon July 22, 2007

IANAFT

Similar to IANAL. Replace Lawyer with Fortune Teller.
Used to indicate that the speaker is not a registered Fortune Teller. Thus, any statements about the future from said individual should be treated as uninformed guesses, rather than informed statements.

IANAFT, but I think this economic recession will end in the next year.

by BonoChris February 20, 2009