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Iona

Self sustained whore that begs for attention constantly and is a complete jackass. Also a fucking bitch that annoys the shit out of us all.

Written by an iona. Based on what her friends think. I can now say I don't like them anymore. I'm going to kill myself now.
'Did you see that cunt?'
'Yeah, she was a total Iona, am I right?!'
by Iona the 'fuckin bitch' October 25, 2017
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Omg Iona is whiteness
by iconicskinny December 17, 2018
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Iona is a lovely person always up for something new, she will protect you all she can,she is never perfect. she will be one of a kind so never let her go even if she makes a mistake. Iona can be random and look like anything, they do not fit in a box because they break the mold.
dude1: did you see Iona?
dude2: yeah she was so nice to me.
dude1: she is a awesome person.
by SpaceUnicorn674 May 18, 2020
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That one annoying bich that always talks about her horses and pets, she is usually friends with an isla, dean or sam. And she is just a really annoying person that hooked up with every boy in her class, including your boyfriend so be careful with that bich!!! (She has also been pregnant twice in the same year)
“That iona ugh! Can’t stand the slut!”
by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019
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she is someone who likes to have high standerds compaired to herself and thinks she is amazing a iona has very small lips and she has a rather large binweevil head.she had shortish light blonde hair with blue eyes she can represent many animails s.a .a cow and ionas crushes bestfriend will never let him date her because that boy has standards
iona is never gonna get that boy
iona is a bit of a cow
by true-facts94 December 20, 2018
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A Iona is something which would want to be dissolved into separated Ions. At the same time it's not emanzipated enough to live without strong Van der Waals force.
F: I think this guy is a Iona, isn't he? R: Yeah, most certainly as we can't see the separated Ions properly.
by TokenWizard October 14, 2019
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all ionas look like that virgin short guy from weezer
wait there are 2 virgin short guys??
that chick iona kinda looks like buddy holly
someone says behind their back.
by reesesfunsizedgod September 20, 2021
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