Intrests

Intrests is an Ohioan Hypixel BlockSky YouTuber with 3 subscribers as of 16 April 2023. He is known for his severe baldness despite his young age of 54 years. His baldness extends to the entire top of his head, effectively making his forehead encompass his whole skull which makes him the SkyBlock YouTuber with the second largest forehead after Refraction. He also owns a Discord server called Intrests' Basement which many children live in.

When will Intrests upload his next video? I don't know, he is probably too busy balding.

by coolimdad April 22, 2023

Intestinal Testimony

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

by Catnymph July 22, 2010

intestinal terrorist

A person who engages in anal sex with an unwilling partner.
Often happens in prison.

Whoa what happened to you last night?

some intestinal terrorist got a hold of me in the showers.

by Poor Mans Orange December 1, 2010

interest rape

When banks get money for next to nothing from the federal reserve and then loan it out to consumers at high interest rates.

My Visa Card has a 30% interest rape. Time for a balance transfer.

by alchoholicanonymous September 18, 2017

Brandy Interested

When you click interested in an event, but there is no way you are going.

John clicked that he is interested in going to the event but I am pretty sure he is just Brandy interested

by Ohio guy 71 September 2, 2018

Second Hand Interest

When you do something or buy something you normally wouldn't just because your current friends own or enjoy doing it.

Ever since I moved here I can't stop buying guns. Billy Bob takes me hunting every week, so I end up going to gun shows and the like.

Sounds like you've picked up a second hand interest.

by Jordan P March 8, 2008

pale and interesting

A cheeky reference to heroines of Victorian operas and novels, who frequently became ill -- but not so ill they can't remain both romantically tragic and, above all, beautiful. Usually they have tuberculosis (TB), which allows for dramatic coughing up of blood, tender goodbyes with devastated lovers, and a ROBUST aria right before she perishes. Somehow the fact that she's dying of an airborne disease never deters anyone from seeking out her intimate company. She's got this charming pink glow to her fevered cheeks that no gentleman can resist...

Authors of these stories love to wax rhapsodic about the heroine's "milky" or "alabaster" skin, and the sicker she gets the more exquisitely white she becomes! While modern readers may wonder why anyone would want to make love to a woman the same color as chalk, bleach, or the cliffs of Dover, the Victorians were very turned on by these connotations of racial purity. Nowadays such descriptions are considered purple prose, and if not outright racist then certainly in very poor taste.

The phrase "pale and interesting" is an oxymoron that mocks both the silliness and melodrama of this trope. You may feel sick as a dog, but hey, some uptight people with weird hang-ups around sex find that attractive! Lucky you!

See TVTropes.com's "Victorian Novel Disease" for a detailed description of the source material.

"I'm still nauseas, I'm just going to lie on this couch looking pale and interesting and hope hot person comes to talk to me."

"You definitely have a fever, but on the bright side you're looking very pale and interesting draped across that bed."

"This isn't a swoon, my arms and legs feel like wet noodles."
"Sexy."

by Cynicisms July 15, 2023