I'd Hit it

What guys who really dont get poontang say when they see something they definitly cant get

Geek #1- Britney Spears, I'd hit it
Realist- Of course you would, the last shit you hit was your mom

by Ryan Silva April 8, 2006

I'd Hit it

the #1 way in the world to get bitchslapped by a woman

Sakura: Naruto, do I look hot or what?
Naruto: I'd hit it.
(Sakura punches Naruto)
Tsunade: I taught her everything I know.

from Konoha Park 2

by sB129 March 16, 2008

I'd hit it

a cliche term used on fark.com forums in describing the sexual desirability of someone.

Lindsay Lohan, I'd hit it.

by plorqk February 11, 2005

I'd hit it

to want a mcdonalds double cheeseburger.

i am not a representative of mcdonalds. no really. im not.

"mmm... a double cheeseburger. i'd hit it!"

by mr. not mcdonalds February 9, 2005

I'd hit it

Said unenthusiastically by a guy about a girl he finds particularly attractive.

-Vanessa's got pretty nice ass huh?
-Uhhh, not really...
-I'd hit it.

by ShoopKiller February 9, 2005

I'd hit it

if a girl is hot, OF COURSE YOU'D HIT IT. there is no need to say you'd hit it unless the person you say it to might not agree.

<fucktard> "Wow, she's stacked! I'd hit it!"
<lesser retard> "i can clearly see that she is stacked, so you really didn't need to say whether or not you'd hit it because it's so obvious that you would"
<fucktard> teh vernacular omg teh vernacular omg wtf bbq

by anonymous March 30, 2005

I'd Hit it

Referring to the back of a woman's uterus being struck with the penis.

Damn! I'd Hit It!

check her out. I'd Hit It.

by Bling Man December 28, 2005