Hypoprepucitosis

A condition in which the foreskin does not grow back (normally foreskin grows at leats 4cm each day)

I told Jared that he might have hypoprepucitosis, it turns out he was just a late bloomer.

by IAmACertifiedDoctor October 17, 2022

Hypocreat

That person that just can't wait to tell you how vegans can't wait to tell you they're a vegan.

Oh look, Bob is meatsplaining again, what a hypocreat. It's so boring.

by The true odog January 11, 2024

Hypocrip

A person who is disabled and also a known hypocrite.

“Marina is such a hypocrip. She’s always telling us to call her when she’s bored but never calls us first.”

by babe_girlz June 26, 2024