Harlington Upper School

A place that is so bad that nobody wants to go.

Me: "noooooo I have to go to Harlington Upper School"
Everyone: "noooooooo"

by Steelwood October 25, 2017

Hurging

The action of doing, holding, taking, or engaging with a hurg (this is forbidden)

- I do be hurging though
- I love hurging on a quiet Sunday evening

by Trust worthy sauce April 25, 2022

bone hurting juice

Juice that hurts your bones.

Alex: what are you drinking there, buddy?

Tim: bone hurting juice
Alex: what's that?

Tim: ouch! My bones!

by WeeabooLord February 19, 2017

bone hurting juice

The intentional misuse of a meme template for comedic purposes.

The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.

"Dude, look at this edit of the loss.jpg comic. They made it look like the girl wants to take a shit real bad. That's bone hurting juice content right here."

by QParrot February 11, 2022

Hurting for a squirting

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

by MrKent October 25, 2009

Harlingen High School

Possibly one of the worst high schools on earth, not because of the teachers, but because of the students. You can ask any HHS student with an IQ of over 50, and they'll tell you that about 70% of the school's students are dumbass ghetto kids who are just there until they can drop out.

Despite this unfortunate fact, there are some pretty cool people there. You can tell who they are by the fact that they aren't trying to be part of some retarded group (Ghetto kids, scene faggots, fitted-cap-wearing dumbasses who watch Jersey Shore, etc.)

Conversation you're most likely to hear when walking through the "halls" (they're outside) of Harlingen High School:

Ghetto kid 1: YO NIGGA WHAT IT DO
Ghetto kid 2: YEAH NIGGA PINCHE SOUTH SIDE 956
Ghetto kid 3: AAH THIS NIGGA FUCKIN' WUZZUP IN HERE

You might also hear:

Dumbass freshman 1: LOL GUYS I GOT A JOKE... BUTTHOLE!
Crowd of dumbass freshmen: LOLOLOLOLOL

by Brohemoth1572524 September 25, 2011

Not hurting for pussy

A phrase that means when a man that is either very good looking or has a big dick or has a lot of money who has no problem getting laid. These three traits are usually never all possessed at the same time otherwise this would make him the perfect male. Only one trait is all a man needs to get non stop pussy.

Richard sure is not hurting for pussy, he must have a huge dick because he is one ugly motherfucker!

by cpetkunas June 14, 2019