by Bitchesbewitches May 27, 2017
Get the hump me fuck me mug.A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008
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Being in a bad mood for whatever reason, and projecting the attitude on all others around you. The Hump generally is associated with a Camel and for people possessing and projecting the attitudes of the Camel.
Peter has just been snapping at everyone this morning. It's not like him. What's he got the hump about?
by zaviae September 18, 2012
Get the The Hump mug.1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.
by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012
Get the Humphried mug.The act of eating something with great enthusiasm. The noise one makes when thoroughly enjoying a piece of food.
by Weathersby September 25, 2010
Get the Homph mug.The only way for a forward thinking, well cultured man of action to travel. By travel of course we mean ride atop the hind hump of a fashionable lady who has surpassed the greater quantity of her years some decades hence.
By jove Mertrude, I must get to the station and send this telegram forthwith, and for a gentleman of my social standing the only method of transport that will suffice for this illustrious task is hump riding.
by Mr. Plainview May 21, 2010
Get the Hump Riding mug.-noun- a hump or bootycall that comes over to not only hump but hang out for a bit too. similar to a friend with benefits but s/hes not a really a friend, they are just good at pillow talk.
by BAMBIE July 18, 2007
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