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Human Parking Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
You can find a human parking cone at New York's hottest club, Blitzen!
by RedAckbar December 14, 2010
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hueningkai

a plushie loving, ball of sunshine, that we call a human being. loved by all, hueningkai (also referred to a kai, or my personal favorite “huening”) is someone that you need in your life
p1: i’m thinking of stanning txt, but i can’t choose a bias

p2: hueningkai is an amazing choice, but you might die alone if you choose him

p1: thank you?
by local_bi_kpop_stan November 27, 2021
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Husk of a human

When you look in the mirror and no longer recognize yourself, you feel a black emptiness inside and have lost all interest in life. You feel a mind numbing pain that you've given up on treating and you make it through the day because its all you know how to do, antidepressants never worked, therapy was a joke and as you sit there in your run down apartment in the ghetto you think about all your failures that have steered you to this moment and you feel that black tar or depression suffocating you. You have stopped brushing your teeth and washing your hair, you eat just enough to survive, you're too afraid of death to kill yourself. You're empty. You know there is no one to blame but yourself, you know that if you really tried, maybe, just maybe you could fix things, just a bit, but you never will.
"He said he felt like a husk of a human"
by Giskard Reventlov April 15, 2018
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human diary

The equivalent of a diary but representing a person. In other words your best friend. The person who knows everything about you and you trust them to keep your memories, thoughts, and feelings safe.

Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.
by In love with Angelica April 8, 2017
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Hueningkai

''THATS KINDA SUS BRO''
- Hueningkai
by athena green. May 23, 2022
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vege-human

the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.
Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.
by ken69 January 27, 2009
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Human Glue

The vision of Tracey's swinging knockers was too much for Liam to bare. As he sat on the bus with his shopping bags hiding his bulge, he discharged violently and without contol, filling his trousers with a seemingly endless stream of cock sick.
He felt hollow, desperate to clean up his awful mess. But with 8 stops to go he could do nothing but let himself dry, the spunk fusing his leg hairs to his pants like Human Glue
by Herbert Schweffe August 19, 2018
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