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Uneducated Huckster

Rational Wiki coined this one to Eric Hovind.

1.) If you preach that human and dinosaur coexisted then you're a fucking idiot.

2.) Someone who attended Jackson Hole Bible College

3.) A student from the Independent Baptist college system as they were revealed to be snake oil salesman.

4.) a home-schooller who cites "Dr." Kent Hovind as an educator and pulls a scripture barrage from the King James Version when they were refuted by a theistic evolutionist without spouting every other word and using their own blog articles as well as writings from the observations they made when science points out a much older earth. When Pat Robertson made the remark, "let's not make a joke of ourselves as there's no way the earth is 6000 years old."
Someone who saw my exchange on Creation "Science" Evangelism and pulling out the 2007 era photograph, "A Philosophy minor from College of DuPage who was a college dropout outsmarted the Uneducated Huckster on the huckster's own page. What's funny is he didn't cuss but invoked a response of getting invited to a Facebook Block Party -- then he decided to take it to the parent site where he unleashed a barrage of barbs some explicit as Utah would been covering their eyes over some of them. The comments on the pictures -- oh shit I don't even want that dark mental image in my mind as he did a Black Comedy laced retort using dark allegory showing what the reality of Noah's Floating Zoo really looks like. Hovind pulls the 2 + 2 = 4 response he invoked Orwell with 2 + 2 = 5"
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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huckslee

a babe that i would love to have a kid with
i want a huckslee in my life
by daddyw45 August 13, 2022
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Huckster

Huckster:

(noun)

1. An uber-crafty investment contraption that, ironically, slips through the regulatory grips of SEC's Gensler while still functioning as an irresistible magnet for an array of random lawsuits and government meddling.

2. The financial equivalent of a cat with nine lives, able to dodge, weave, and sometimes even thrive amidst the whims and chaos of Gensler's 'hands-off' guidance.
Usage: "Invested in a huckster, eh? Better buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be a wild ride between dodging lawsuits and figuring out what the heck Gensler's next move is!"
by BANKRUN June 8, 2023
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huckshwunt

A Hollandaise sauce derivative using monosodium glutamate (MSG), garlic powder, white pepper, white wine vinegar, green jalapeño sauce (eg, Tabasco), melted cheese (such as cheddar or Boursin), and a reduced amount of melted butter.
Fawnia: This eggs benedict is delicious, Fallon, but this doesn't taste like regular Hollandaise sauce.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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huckstable

a joke, a person that isn’t taken seriously because they don’t carry themselves properly
he was acting up like he was a straight up G but when i slapped him he turned into a huckstable
by 2tonsta December 2, 2023
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Edward Hucksworth

A kid who is lacking in wealth, friends and joy. He is often stalking his two friends and ruining their days by commiting theft and attacking them. This child is often despised wherever he goes. He's rude to whomever he likes, in spite of the fact he's in no position to be pushing his very few friends away.
Edward Hucksworth is a filthy tramp
by Mr.Ree October 27, 2018
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Mark Hucksterman

An advertising monopolist who exploits people's personal information to sell targeted advertising on the internet.
I posted that my uncle is recovering in the hospital with stomach problems, and Mark Hucksterman started pushing adult diaper ads on my timeline.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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