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hoofprint

The result of trying to type "google.com" by using the gesture feature on the Android stock keyboard.
Ok I'm gonna Google it... Hoofprint! WTF???
by phillips1012 January 8, 2013
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Up the Hoof

Phrase used to describe a female who has found herself to be in a state of pregnancy.
"Aww man, that girl I banged last month is up the hoof....I knew I should have wrapped my piece"
by Paulzovich April 8, 2015
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Hoof 5

V - A high-5 like hitting of the two hands only in a fist like manner, hitting the palms together in the shape of a horses' hoof. Can be accompanied by whinnying and other typical horse sounds/behaviors.
Give me a Hoof 5! -clip clop clip clop- NEEEeeeeeeehhhh!!!
by cornvillehope October 19, 2010
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hoofer

A tap dancer from N.Y.C mostly. Usually the best tappers around.
"Did you see that boy dance?!!! That boy's a hoofer"
Savion Glover,Sandman Sym,Gregory Hiens,Lon Chany,Chuck Green,Busta Brown,Jimmy Slidel,Diane Walker
by Sid R. January 27, 2007
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Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

An endearing term used for the current British Prime Minister.
these are some examples of the actions of what a Hoofwanker or Hoofwanking Bunglecunt gets up to!

Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.

Cuts to the police and the armed forces

Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.

Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.

The closing of Surestart centers.

Cutting winter fuel payments by £100

Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p

Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.

Tripling tuition fees.
by rogershulme February 14, 2014
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what the hoof

abbreviated to WTH, which is a derivation from WTF (what the fnck) which came into being when it was discovered that Kate from Kate's Playground has one foot and one cloven hoof.

Used in much the same way as WTF, but more specifically when you see something weird/unexpected.
Guy1: Kate from Kate's Playground is hawt
Guy2: Look at this picture of her foot
Guy1: WHAT THE HOOF?
All: keekles
by HG January 27, 2005
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burn hoof

When you go so fast you make the other team shit there pants
When your muckin barn down in the corner you just gotta BURN HOOF and put some nuggies in his huggies
by hoof boys December 14, 2018
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