Hetzels Pretzels

A shop where you can buy your local edibles from ice and stare at magnificent walls.

Yo ice when u opening up Hetzels Pretzels, I’m tryna get gassed up rn with ur weed pretzels.

by Ryan O’Connell November 22, 2019

Raven Hetzer Face

A Face '^'.'^' I made for my beautiful girlfriend cuz she wore glasses and i thought it was cute ,but now she wears contacts :-(. synonyms: ('^'.'^')

1.) Hey babe did you see that Raven Hetzer Face i sent you pretty crazy right

by Gannon The man pig beast August 29, 2011

werd hertz

biggest gaf on the god damn planet i swear to god his lack of knowledge about anything relevant would make the average man puke food from five hours previous to his encounter with this kid

"werd hertz? mad faggot, fuck that fucked up white boy, fuckin gaf"

by J. Prezziano, HOLLA! March 23, 2003

Hertzbergs

An unspecified horrific illness that can only be cured with the use of specialist anti Hertzbergs cream, this cream is not readily available. One of the most noticeable symptoms is commonly called the Hertzberg shakes.

1) 'I caught a really horrible case of the Hertzbergs at that False Heads gig the other night'
2) 'When i found out i had the Hertzbergs i jut didn't want to live any more'

by Joy jo jo July 4, 2012

hret

Hret is the definition of someone you don't particularly get on with, you would usually refer to people younger than you as 'hret's' and only those that have personally effective you class as a 'hret' 'hret' can also be linked to people who are younger than you and clearly don't understand the social status of school/work/life.

'that girl's a hret, i can't stand her'
'shut up you hret'
'*year below pushes you* 'oi you fucking hret you starting'

person 1: ' she dumped her boyfriend yesterday and is already with ..........'
person 2: what an actual hret

by Misfitface January 23, 2013

hertzke

The grease on the choad hair that can reduce friction to nearly nothing. Commonly used on bowling lanes.

Alex stepped out of the shower and stepped on some Hertzke leftover in his underpants and violently ripped down his shower curtain.

by CheeseCheese December 27, 2013

hetzon

Hetzon is a bitch ass hoe always down for sucking some Dick

"Did you hear? Hetzon sucked the soul out of mark last night!"

by Bigdaddy14924 December 9, 2016