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A verb that describes common actions taken by the WWII German tank destroyer Jagdpanzer 38(t), aka the Hetzer. Possibly derived from "hetzers gonna hetz," a popular catchphrase amongst Hetzer drivers.
Sowinov: Watch me hetz this noob tank with my new gun.
Cactusman: Hetzers gonna hetz.
hetz by Sowinoff August 20, 2011
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Commonly used term in Danish press for stalking, following and directing attention to someone in a negative way.

The illustrating way of explaining it could be: Having a lot of heads (turned into "hetz") directed at you and thus their eyes as well.
Person A: "Did you hear about that speed driver minister scandal?"

Person B: "Yes, but I don't see it as anything special. Just the press heading a hetz against the minister. He only drove 6 kilometres per hour too fast."

Person A: "I believe in politicians having a moral raised above everyone else, me included. Hetz is such an exaggeration! Healthy pressure is better."
hetz by Valdemar June 19, 2008
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Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
If you are "hetzy" you are pretty smart, cool and full of ownage! Originally this word comes from Germany where it has been made of the last name of a pretty smart man.
Wow guy, you are pretty hetzy
Hetzy by Murat El Shalaffa Lezteh October 27, 2004
He used a hetzel
hetzel by hetzeluser December 27, 2008

Cole Hetzler

An absolute God. Nothing less nothing more. He’s a hunk. A unit. He’s the bees knees and elbows. He is praised for his godly ness on the controller. He has a constant 2.7 K.D in each game.
Cole Hetzler: a god
Person: hey Cole

Cole: snaps finger*
Person: dies
Cole Hetzler by Itisdos October 25, 2018

Hetzels Pretzels 

A shop where you can buy your local edibles from ice and stare at magnificent walls.
Yo ice when u opening up Hetzels Pretzels, I’m tryna get gassed up rn with ur weed pretzels.