howza

a term askinig someone's wellbeing. also an invite to talk of recent events and happenings.

teck 1, heya
teck 2, hey hun
teck 3, howza?

by rik_breaker August 10, 2006

Howzit

A contraction for “how is it?” Or “how is it going?”

Max: Howzit Adam?
Adam: Good, I just placed first on Fortnite.

Mom: Emma, try my new cookie recipe.
(Emma takes a bite)
Mom: Howzit?
Emma: It’s really good. Try one Dad.
Dad: It looks burnt.
Mom: Why don’t you just eat the dough then?
Dad: I would but you won’t let me!
Mom: (sigh)
Emma: Are you getting a divorce?
Dad: No Emma, over baked cookies are not grounds for a divorce.
Mom: Funny.
Emma: (crying)
Mom: Wutzit?
Dad: Emma, Mom and I are just messing with each other.
Emma: It’s not that...I chipped a tooth!
Dad: Ha! Umm...sweetie, call the dentist.

by man-at-arms August 4, 2018

Glen Howatt

Sexy, good at basketball, funny, sweet

Glen Howatt is cool

by Cashton February 20, 2013

Dirty howattzer

When someone thinks there cat is a dog so they go to the cupboard to get peanut butter to put it on there hooha but then remember that they have a cat and not a dog but still proceed to make there cat do the act.

Example: “Tommy- man I fuckin’ pulled a dirty howattzer last night I was high as fuck on acid”

by boatedRus April 14, 2025