Houstonian

A person who lives within or is a native of (born in) Houston, Texas, USA.

That person is a native Houstonian from Texas.

by stevewonder7138 July 20, 2009

Houston Hard-Hat

A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.

Oh my god dude, last night I got the greatest Houston Hard-Hat of all time!!!

by J-Rivy5 February 5, 2006

Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."

Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

by Mindraker November 28, 2009

Houstoned

When someone sends you nudes that aren't really theirs.

"Bro, she just sent me her nudes!" "No way let me see!" "Lol, that's not hers man they're fake!" "Lol, you just got houstoned!"

by 16-bars January 1, 2013

Allan Houston

A former NBA 2-guard nicknamed H20 because he wore #20 and his jumper was smooth as water. Best known for his stint with the Knicks. A crowd pleaser at the Garden and a good role model.

If you can shoot like Allan Houston you're either lying or you're a robot.

by buffalo333 July 18, 2009

Slay the house down boots houston im deceased

Its a more betters version of slay, its the moment and its giving rich and expensive. If you dont know what slay the house down boots houston im deceased means then you probably a loser. Im talking to you aiden fisher. But yeah its the best word in the dictionary and only losers dont say it.

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by yourhonorimslaying April 27, 2022

houston cocktail

Norco/Xanax/Soma

The Houston Cocktail is a mixture of three prescription drugs often prescribed in combination at many pill mills around Houston. Users compare the mixture to a heroin like high. Many overdoses are reported after the use of this combination of drugs due to the increased risk of respiratory depression. The Houston cocktail includes-

NORCO-10mg/325mg hydrocodone APAP (opiate derivative used for moderate to severe pain relief)

XANAX- 2mg alprazolam (benzodiazepine used for panic disorder)

SOMA- 350mg Carisoprodol (muscle relaxant used for muscle spasms)

Users often get most of the euphoria from the Norco. The Xanax adds a mellowing and more depressed effect, and the soma is used to potentiate the high all together.

"Bro I got fucked on that Houston cocktail last night. I took 10 dones, 2 bars and 5 somas. Can you come pick me up? I'm somewhere off of 610 and I have no pants on..."

by Htown legend April 12, 2014