Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.

I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.

by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009

hoeless

The act of not having a hoe.

"I felt bad, I was hooking up with Aubrey while Mike Clark was hoeless as ussual."

by David Leee January 12, 2007

Hopeless Romantic

Hopeless Romantics are NOT Hopeless per-say, but very true, caring, and loving people. They are "NOT MADE FOR TODAYS STANDARDS", sadly. They believe in passion, chivalry, and true love. They have loved sincerely at one point in their life, discovered what love feels like, and can't understand why it was not returned in the same form. Hopeless Romantics are usually dreamers, idealists, and sincere, however what they expect in any relationship is a full return for their effort and caring, to be loved as much as they loved. What makes them "Hopeless" is the fact that they are few and far between in todays daily life, and usually get let down in the long run, even though they gave all they had to give, money, love, time, housing, belongings. Hopeless Romantics give 100% ALL the time, and hope for the same in return.

Hopeless Romantic - "One Day you'll find sumone who appreciates you, loves you, u gave so much, u were so true and faithful, u did EVERYTHING RIGHT" - you

by Lost Cause 1011 September 30, 2009

hopeless fountain kingdom

Halsey's second studio album. Short form is HFK. The album's most famous song is Now or Never.

Stefi:Have you heard any tracks from Hopeless Fountain Kingdom?
Tyler:Yeah, one hell of an album!

by FuckingFucker. August 12, 2017

Homeless Hammock

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.

Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.

by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020

hella homeless

When someone is so poor not only do they not have a house but they also owe somebody a house.

That guys been living is those boxes for so long he must be hella homeless. I wonder if he owes the bank a house?

by HYPHYGREEK February 21, 2010

Hopelessness

The moment when you realise that everything in your world is wrong, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

Brandy:"Dude. I am just overcome with hopelessness."
Keenan:"Why?"
Brandy:"I watched MTV yesterday. *shudders*"
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Cooper:"You've been inside for four months!"
Cody:"It's all so hopeless"
Cooper:"How the hell does moping fix that??"

by JEBUS_OF_TEH_NAZARETH May 6, 2010