hottness

John = the definition of hottness

total hottness = john

by sum 1 April 20, 2005

ungodly hottness scale

the SSS rating that rates a guy's hottness on a scale of 1-10 {1 being ur grandma's ass in a bikini and 10 being, well, #10} this falls on pages 41-42 in the BBC u can only see it if we deem you worthy and you are NOT if your name is ADAM B, Brian & chris (s maid's brothers) uncle floyd and mom

"OMG hes UNGODLY HOTT"

GG: god adam, ur such a ONE
Bug: oooo BURN! yea fuck off and get a life

by Cookie October 17, 2004

Hott-Mess

A pejorative word used to describe one that exudes the characteristics of "hot" "messy" garbage. This definition is often debated among girls who cuddle on guys' couches and become hot messes themselves. Girl(usually a chemist) would say it means a sexy mess. Guy(usually a broker) usually says its....well, hot garbage

Kelly: " We look like such a Hott-Mess ".

Dave: "Isn't a Hot-Mess like hot garbage though?"

by BA Broker December 6, 2011

Hotmessedness

The state of being a hot mess or the overall general behavior when describing one being as such. Usually a drunken or inebriated state followed by loss of control of bodily functions and/or fluids all the while not understanding why anybody is making a big deal or getting angry at those who do.

I can't stand going out with so and so on the weekend with all her hotmessedness.

by Higbittytoes May 22, 2014

Hottness

The level of taste that transcends all others. It is several degrees hotter than "h-o-t" hot.

Originally coined by Winnie of the early 2000's USA Network single-camera teen comedy series USA High.

Those jeans are the new hottness!

Hottness is a lifestyle.

by Josh Hottness November 22, 2021

#hotmessisd

A school district that lacks.

Our principals have no idea what is coming and they don’t know what to tell us. 2023 is gonna be an interesting year - at #hotmessisd.

by Freddie2424 August 6, 2023