Hokjarniverse

The exact same defination as jarniverse

Honrich:Am I Hokjarniverse, I only got full marks in every subject in DSE
Me: Wow, so Hokmultiverse!

by warloadam January 11, 2022

Mexican HotBar

The act of furiously consuming spicy burritos while pooping, and repeating the process for pleasure.

Man 1: "why is ryan yelling in the bathroom?"

Man 2: "he's probably doing a Mexican HotBar

by Hibichi kotono June 10, 2014

HotCarl

To perform a Hotcarl, an individual begins by defecating into a large tube sock. While holding the sock in a vertical position the opening is then securely tied off in a knot. Tightly grip the knotted end and swing the steamy shit sock in a windmill like fashion until all fecal matter is forced to the toe end of the tube sock. At this point the individual then strikes his/her partner violently and repeatedly. A flogging motion is the most common method but personal preference varies for each individual.

A woman assaulted on the CTA Blue Line in Oak Park last week told police another passenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement aka "Hotcarl."

by TYFYTA January 9, 2014

hotard

An insult that infers that a person is a combonation of both a hoe and a retard.

dont mess with that hotard, she got ery std in tha book.

by mike dizzle May 13, 2004

Hotard

Self defining. A mentally challenged ho'; but good as an immediately recognized all purpose insult (the emphasis is way more on the 'tard' than the ho) in the New Orleans area where the Hotard bus company runs Hotard labelled busses throughout the city.

It is usually used in disgust over anything from stupidity to sloth, close to a fighting word, (almost always preceded by the f-word) but is considered a term of endearment within some echelons of New Orleans society.

You're being a hotard...just get over here...and bring a bottle of whiskey, or your sister, too.

by 8th Ward is for lovers May 1, 2014

Hotaru luck

Based on the girl that life specifically said fuck you too in the Idolm@ster series. When your luck is just so fucking bad that it goes beyond the understanding of the world and you probably are getting fucked by a higher being dictating that bad shit should happen to you specifically.

"Dude I can't leave me house without it raining on me, I must have Hotaru luck."
"I have absolute Hotaru luck with girls.

by idolman March 11, 2020

hottarded

adj.
1) a word describing a stupid action performed by a really hot guy/girl.
2) a word used to describe a really hot person's personality.

1) "did you just see that really hot guy trip over his shoelace? it was seriously hottarded."

2) "that guy is so funny, he's hottarded."

by god February 21, 2005